{"id":32,"date":"2006-10-09T21:31:48","date_gmt":"2006-10-09T20:31:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blackwidows.co.uk\/iad\/?p=32"},"modified":"2008-04-23T14:49:28","modified_gmt":"2008-04-23T13:49:28","slug":"what-happened-to-all-of-the-spoons","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blackwidows.co.uk\/iad\/2006\/10\/what-happened-to-all-of-the-spoons\/","title":{"rendered":"What Happened To All Of The Spoons?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I seem to have hit a distinct spoon shortage.<\/p>\n<p>My guess is that it&#8217;s a combination of the lupus symptoms, a mild sinus infection that&#8217;s been going on for a while plus a cold courtesey of Son No.2. Sitting and typing isn&#8217;t a problem but as soon as I try to do something physical, I&#8217;m reduced to a quivering wreck pining wistfully for a nice warm bed. When this happens at 1pm when the only thing you&#8217;ve done is a 40 minute trip to the shops, this ain&#8217;t normal!<\/p>\n<p>We cleared some of the rubbish out of the loft at the weekend. It almost killed me&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>The next time someone wibbles on about the need to take enough physical exercise, I may just have go for their throat. Would this be classed as justifiable homicide, I wonder&#8230;?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I seem to have hit a distinct spoon shortage. My guess is that it&#8217;s a combination of the lupus symptoms, a mild sinus infection that&#8217;s been going on for a while plus a cold courtesey of Son No.2. Sitting and typing isn&#8217;t a problem but as soon as I try to do something physical, I&#8217;m reduced to a quivering wreck pining wistfully for a nice warm bed. When this happens at 1pm when the only thing you&#8217;ve done is a 40 minute trip to the shops, this ain&#8217;t normal! We cleared some of the rubbish out of the loft at&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[7],"tags":[53],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blackwidows.co.uk\/iad\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blackwidows.co.uk\/iad\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blackwidows.co.uk\/iad\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blackwidows.co.uk\/iad\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blackwidows.co.uk\/iad\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=32"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blackwidows.co.uk\/iad\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blackwidows.co.uk\/iad\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=32"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blackwidows.co.uk\/iad\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=32"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blackwidows.co.uk\/iad\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=32"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}